5 "It's Always Sunny" Episodes That Need to Happen, Stat (a.k.a., Kate has fun with Photoshop)

A classic Sunny moment

Sometimes when I get drunk and watch TV, my brain is filled with enlightened thoughts about ideas for future episodes. Here are the results of one drunken evening with It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: 5 classic Philly-isms that have yet to be explored, plus some sloppy Photoshopping, completed while at work.


1. The Gang Gets Hip.

Ironic '90s tee? Check. Fatty in a diaper + headband? Check. Charlie
photoshopped onto body of chick in tube top? Chhhheck.

Philly is full of hipsters, so how come there has not been an episode making fun of them yet? Maybe they meet some art school students and spend an episode trying to adapt to the lifestyle, wearing plaid and riding bikes, then get sad when they move to Brooklyn at the end. They could be probably even convince some of the UArts students to appear in this episode for free -- nothing says exposure like making fun yourself on national TV.



2. The Gang Gets Flash-Mobbed.

Guns of steel to the rescue

Major citywide catastrophe = majorly funny television episode. I'm thinking this would involve some sort of retaliation plan gone horribly wrong, possibly using Cricket as bait.



3. The Gang Versus the PPA.

Like Parking Wars...on crack

This would be a classic match-up of laziness and ego.


4. The Gang Steals the Rocky Statue.

Smooth moves

Seriously, how has this not happened yet?



5. The Gang Discovers a New Favorite Bar.

No photoshopping required

The gang stumbles into Mac's Tavern (i.e., the bar Caitlin Olsen and Rob McElhenney own in real life), and is weirded out when the bartenders are their dopper-gangers and the menu items are named after them. Like the "The Bizarro" episode of Seinfield, but weirder. Plus i would love to see Charlie get in a fight with himself!

Excellent!

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